Hey, uhhh... Maybe I'm just a total newfag, but how is the archive supposed to work? I never get anything looking like an archive, it's just an add page...

Please help! Ive been trying to find this story for a few weeks now as I believe it 404ed off /elit/

I think it was called "How I met my Wife" But I'm not 100% on that. There was a little girl in it named Tiffany and she approached a man in his early 20's in the grocery store to get his number. A week or so later she called him and told him to come over where Tiffany, her mother and the guy had sex in their basement.

Ive been trying to find this on asstr with no luck. Please help me find it!

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I would like to second the request for "Welcome to Hawaii". Never managed to find that one again.

Anybody have links to Infinity's work?

Also putting in a third request for "Welcome to Hawaii," it was my favorite elit of all time but I lost it in a computer crash some years back.

Anyone know the name of the story about the guy who tutors the girl that has trouble in math and it turns out she only gets bad grades in math because she's horny all the time so he lets her masturbate in his bathroom? (sorry for the run-on sentence)