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Seriously, why is this still a thing?

Every time I start Rocket League, I get hit with this giant wall of legal text I’ve already “accepted” more times than I can count. And what am I supposed to do—read it again? Nah. I just want to play the game. But instead, here I am, squinting at a license agreement like I’m signing up for a mortgage.

Is it just me? Or does everyone get this pop-up from hell every couple of weeks like we’ve all suddenly forgotten how capitalism works?

And get this: there's a “DECLINE” button. You know, just in case someone’s brave enough to press it. But let’s be real—declining just boots you out of the game. So what’s the point? That button is there purely for decoration. It’s gaslighting us. You have no choice. It's “ACCEPT” or “GO TOUCH GRASS.”

Honestly, if we were all a bit more coordinated, we should just start clicking Decline en masse and crash the system. Better yet, someone should write a bot that smashes that server with thousands of fake inputs. Over and over again. Until they’re forced to ask: “Maybe... maybe we shouldn’t force this every time?”

Am I going to do that?
I mean... I'm thinking about it.

Anyway, if you’re reading this and you’ve suffered too—I see you. You’re not alone. And if we ever meet, first drink’s on me... as long as you promise to click “Decline” with me in solidarity.