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Post-Modern Mom 12/11/05(Mon)03:48 No. 468 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
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If I were to start stealing things from stores to save money, how would I go about it? Related question: If I were to begin selling things I stole from stores, how would I go about it?


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Modern Mom 25/04/20(Sun)06:26 No. 4319

Case study two: asset management

Recent migrant has no household items, no clothes, they don't actually have enough money to buy all these things. They attempt to become a normal functional member of society by stealing an entire household worth of sundry items.
They burgle houses, ransack one store after another, very common they will loot a store then "dump" the items in their own community, it's often communal theft.

So what that might look like is a displaced person/migrant trying to steal and entire rack of T-shirts.
Nobody needs 100 of the same shirt, nor do they really have any resale value- but they have barter value. so the next week every immigrant from that suburb will be wearing the same shirts and the thief will barter one household item off each of them.

Problem: asset management
The thief has 100 identical shirts, which everyone will assume are stolen, will have 99 at the point they try to dispose of the first because, these items have so little resale value they are hard to wash. This migrant will be caught with the actual items, often wearing items stolen from 6 different stores.
I arrest this person the second I see them; because they're about to steal $200 worth of a single item and try to sprint out the door and down the road like a wilderbeast. And I just assume police will arrest them for possessing stolen property from previous thefts.

Solution:
Steal things, deal in stolen things, buy stolen things- but not all at once. Don't swap one stolen thing for another, don't wear stolen clothes while stealing clothes. Have a plan to dump the assets. It's not uncommon I just walk up to these people's cars and can visually observe a car full of stolen items before they even come into the store


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Modern Mom 25/04/20(Sun)07:02 No. 4320

Case study three: risk assessment

A professional thief relies on income from theft, but doesn't need revenue straight away, has a garage full of stolen items on someone else's land, nothing in their house is stolen, they aren't on bail.

But one week they miss-judge the risk, pick the wrong mark, and suffer a loss they can't recover from.

Mom and pop have no store camera, the store isn't easier to steal from, there's a risk they could be beaten up. pop just punches the thief in the face and they run away with a black eye. for most thieves this wouldn't be a problem, but for a pro it means they are visually identified entering every store they want to inspect, so they might be suspected at 30 different stores for every single store they actually steal from. Long term, being so broadly suspected of being a thief is something they can't recover from.

Someone resorts to stealing meat from a supermarket on and off when they lose shifts at their job. The supermarket doesn't press legal charges for individual items stolen especially if the thief is making ordinary purchases as well. They earn more from the thief than they lose from the theft.
The thief steals from a private butcher, thinking it's just the same meat, which it is.
But the private butcher is part of a merchants association which has a private legal fund, and presses charges with association money, so the thief gets a criminal record over $10 of sausages and looses their job.

They didn't asses the nature of the risk correctly.
There's no moral here, this is basically how 90% of the thieves get caught.
walk into a store wearing items stolen from a different store, get beaten up and subsequently marked, cop a charge and have to post bail then caught again while on bail.
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Modern Mom 25/04/20(Sun)07:38 No. 4321

Smart strategies: Things that make our lives hard.
You might wonder why I'd just tel you this, it's because there's no structural reason for me to protect retailer I don't work for. If they don't hire me, theft is their problem not mine. Morally? story for another day.

1. Duplicate Item theft.
This is when you buy something, and steal the same item at the same time. So you might scan only one of two items on the self check out, or carry out the same shirt in a different size. on CCTV it becomes hard to prove which item you were carrying, and at what time, and to separate you from other shoppers.
If you put two chocolate bars in your pocket, pay for one, I don't have shit on CCTV. you would just say it's footage of you picking up the item you paid for. even if you were eating the chocolate bar in front of me and produced the wrapper, I cant prove how many you've got stuffed in your chipmunk face.
2. shelving.
I can't sexually assault someone in the course of a search, so if you can shove a stolen item into your anus, it's yours. I'm just not paid enough, neither are cops. I cant remove someones underwear, even if I see a phone charger in your underwear I can't photograph that, or remove that. This is why the bathroom is the epicenter of petty theft.
3. FAST theft
Stealing volumetric products rather than consumer items. petrol, oil, individual slices of bread, single batteries, one CD from a set.
This is so stupid, but we don't barcode the bread itself, the mince meat itself. If you just pull a fistfull of mince meat from a pack and put it in a plastic bag I can't prove it was even our mince meat, or how many slices of bread the bag had in it to begin with. when you see this its like...jesus christ, fml, this nigger stealing individual slices of bread from 6 different bags.
4. change ups.
Yes, still works in 2025. registers are designed so clerks can't go backwards in the process to add extra items but if someone receives cash in their hand, as a rule you can change them up. It's a punk move because you're always on CCTV and can only claim you did it by mistake if you aren't on CCTV in 20 different places trying it. But thieves move around a lot, they will still do it especially if they aren't store thieves.
5. mobbing
When you get more thieves into a single store than the store has employees. 20 kids come in at once and just start throwing items between each other. people who exchange items in their carts with other shoppers.
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Investing/Money Advice Modern Mom 22/04/04(Mon)19:56 No. 3649 [Reply]
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After slaving at a shit job and saving as much as possible for a few years, I currently have a little over 13k saved up

What should my next move be?


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Modern Mom 23/01/29(Sun)05:42 No. 3778

Slow & steady wins


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Modern Mom 25/03/19(Wed)18:45 No. 4282

>>3746
A word of caution! I wouldn't trust something something by Kiyosaki. The guy is a get rich quick scheme con-man, not a real investor. His books are pure fiction, he got rich off his wife.

"He founded the Rich Dad Company, which provides personal finance and business education through books and videos, and Rich Global LLC, which filed for bankruptcy in 2012.[1]

Kiyosaki was sued in a class action suit filed by attendees of his seminars,[2][3] and is the subject of investigative documentaries by the CBC,[4] WTAE-TV[5] and CBS News.[6] In January 2024, Kiyosaki stated that he was more than $1 billion in debt.[7][8] " - wiki


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Modern Mom 25/04/16(Wed)22:12 No. 4307

Buy real estate.




Modern Mom 13/12/13(Fri)22:52 No. 1793 [Reply]
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How does one make counterfeit dollars? My buddy did it, back when I wasn't interested in knowing it, but he died back in 2010.

I don't want to make big bills since they catch on to that quick. Just small bills, like 1s and 5s. There was also someone counterfeiting 20s in the area so I'd be waiting and using different bills anyways. A basic run through of how to do it would be nice. It'd help me out a lot.


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Modern Mom 24/11/28(Thu)13:55 No. 4164

Americans are all Satanists now.

Americans don't care if stealing is legal, but Americans lose their minds if a church feeds the homeless.


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Modern Mom 25/02/14(Fri)20:09 No. 4248

>>1793
Did you ever find out?


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Modern Mom 25/03/17(Mon)17:58 No. 4280

>>1793
How viable is it to counterfeit money used by a different country?




The Mines Of Moria Borrowmirror 25/03/02(Sun)23:55 No. 4268 [Reply]
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No more hobbit$ in Ukraine without mines.


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Master Took 25/03/03(Mon)00:00 No. 4269

>>4268
Hobbit$ can protect the mines :3




Black Market Community 3 25/02/26(Wed)21:28 No. 4263 [Reply]
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Realize; firms that freeze crypto accounts will be blacklisted for violating the trust of clients. Bitcoin is not part of the governments intellectual property.

The whole point of bitcoin was to ensure financial privacy. If people don't agree with the underlying principles of this nothing asset (like digital collectible coins made out of potential electricity) then they shouldn't have invested in it in the first place.

Bitcoin is fair game, stealing nothing isn't really theft. If a company can't keep its' databases secure then they shouldn't be in the business of securing accounts.

You people should try to be more consistent in your legal practices.

Bitcoin is how people can avoid corrupt government hacks from stealing (freezing\confiscating) their assets. Any firms complying with investigations are not protecting their clients privacy.

The world needs tax havens for maritime shipping to function. The government can't completely control the economy.

Please, illustrate practical integrity before you get caught by more practical forces. Make believing in the law doesn't save worlds.




Cob home general thread Modern Mom 13/03/16(Sat)20:55 No. 1065 [Reply]
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Serp /jew/. I need ideas today.

I'm wanting to build a cob house somehow, preferably outside of the U.S. in a country such as Wales, Canada or the like (basically somewhere forested with good hills, mountains and rivers). Ideally I'd like to start an eco-village, but let's stick with the former for now.

How might I go about doing this? Currently I'm working two jobs (both minimum wage, I'm afraid) in order to pay my current living expenses and save up whatever little I can. I may be attending community college soon to work toward an Associates degree, but I'm not convinced college alone can help me achieve this, as I think I'd be getting myself farther in debt than necessary or even practical in this current economy. Basically, I don't want to become a debt slave after I earn my Associates if I can avoid it. I've also been considering focusing on a specific trade for awhile before transferring to a bigger university first in the hopes of being that much better off.

How might I be able to earn up enough credit (and whatever else might be necessary) to buy arable land in another country to do this? Ideally I'd like to go completely off-grid, but that requires me owning land and a home (desiring cob design in my case) first.

I guess I'm looking for a few basic answers and general insight. My questions are:

>Is college (for either Associates or Bachelors degrees) really necessary to get my feet off the ground?
>Would it be worth my time instead to focus on an immediate trade (probably something like railroading, welding, carpentry or forestry)?
>What are the stipends outside of the U.S. for buying land? I'd like to shoot for Wales if at all possible.
>What are the regulations for cob home design?
>Any further thoughts or ideas?
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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)13:56 No. 3018

>>1065
>off-grid
>owning property

Choose one.


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Greg Bjorg 21/09/15(Wed)11:41 No. 3543

Man, I know how exhausting two jobs may be, so be careful because you can easily lose concentration and risk your safety at work.


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Balance Blind 21/09/15(Wed)11:48 No. 3544

Well, I think he knows how to manage his time, and I hope he works at a quite safe place, so there's no need to worry about that




Tiny Homes Modern Mom 14/10/19(Sun)23:28 No. 2413 [Reply]
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Does anyone have experience or interest in building tiny homes? They are usually 100-300 sq/ft. made of found and recycled materials cheaply. Some run on solar and wind power. I work a part-time job and I'm thinking of starting a tiny house project. I can buy some materials and there's plenty of scrap around me to use. I have some carpentry skills and general know-how. Anyone interested in the tiny, minimal, cheap life?


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Modern Mom 24/12/30(Mon)04:51 No. 4197

>>4196
"Simply scam people and steal materials."


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Modern Mom 24/12/30(Mon)04:57 No. 4198

>>4197
You're on a board called /jew/


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Modern Mom 25/01/07(Tue)12:20 No. 4200

>>4198
ah fuck you're right.




Crime in an Area? How to check? Big Dunk 22/08/14(Sun)21:08 No. 3715 [Reply]
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So what website do you have to fucking use to get good information? I'm trying to move to another city and I saw on the news there's lots of killing in one area that's black on black.

I want to check if it's going to be near my job or apartment. How the fuck do you check? I'll be there on assignment for two years while a school is being built.


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Modern Mom 24/05/16(Thu)04:06 No. 3992

https://hoodmaps.com/
and
https://judgmentalmaps.com/

Not to the second accurate or anything but will give you a pretty good idea the vibe of a given city, and a good lul.


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Modern Mom 24/07/04(Thu)02:47 No. 4025

>>3992
what is this tumblr shit? cringe


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Modern Mom 24/12/25(Wed)15:17 No. 4186

Tyranny didn't work out too well for the USSR, Nazi Germany, and Cambodia so why are Americans embracing it?




The Lying Escort A pissed off guy 15/03/08(Sun)23:35 No. 2554 [Reply]
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So you guys are going to love this one. I called up a hooker for the first time to see what kind of shit I could get myself into. Except, I actually ended up in big shit and had a shit time. She comes down for our meeting 15 minutes late saying she's tired which yeah I can understand but then we get upstairs and it's "wait 5 minutes i'm tired" then we get into it I pay this degenerate 80 pounds (roughly 140 us bucks) for 1 hour and shes already way behind on time, So I get it up and start fucking then I ask her to go on top and she's like nah. Blowjob? Nah. too tired. So not only does she fuck me over, She said in her ad she was completely shaving and the thing was a fucking bush. Then there is her pictures which were either outdated completely or just photoshopped to fuck AND her fucking breath stank! Wtf! I can't imagine how many poor bastards this skank has screwed over. I left early without my money telling her to prepare for a shit review. Then I have her mobile number so maybe I should just give it out? Thoughts on this?


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:19 No. 3006

>>2554
almost 2 years later and no phone number, OP you are a waste.


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Apol+Dase 21/10/23(Sat)09:30 No. 3570

Maybe you should end this lifestyle and start a serious relationship? Why don't you want to find a good girl who will love you and satisfy all your needs. If you find it difficult to start a new relationship, useful tips on this site https://breakupangels.com/dealing-with-divorce-stress/ will help you. I am sure that you can find your love and it will make you happy.


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Modern Mom 24/11/30(Sat)07:39 No. 4167
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Be independent




Modern Mom 24/02/24(Sat)01:24 No. 3945 [Reply]
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Why don't you go get one of those high paying jobs in the Bay Area?

Even the minimum wage at fast food stores is around $80K and for police officers it is $100K-$200K. They're desperate for any of these basic workers. And cost of living is no higher than here in Australia.

I recently visited. It's like the rest of the US and developed world is the third world by comparison.

And tech jobs, or generalist admin and operations jobs a whole another world.

Just work there for a couple of years then retire early to the mid west or some backwards ass poor but high standard of living first world country like New Zealand. You can even chuck a couple hundred K USD in your favourite crypto.

The numbers sound stupidly high but it's the reality. Mind you my family I was visiting are Indian so I was around the richest in Silicon Valley

The only downside was the women of silicon valley were fugly and far in between, but you can always visit the poor top tier in Orange County


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Modern Mom 24/11/22(Fri)01:17 No. 4155

Obeying the law is difficult when everything is illegal.





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