If you could believe it, I was bestowed with the most obscene upcharge in dining with the most gravitationaly inclined woman, utterly pointless on my behalf I must say

If I may speak frankly, I had no such aspiration as to engage in open fire upon the neighborhood locomotive, yet I suspect somebody just might

I demand vengance! The Orientals slain our brethren

This succulent roast! This most tender flesh! And for a mere dubloon!

Might I be frank with you: You have options thrice, and you must make a choice:
1. Defeat me in a martial duel;
2. Cease your homosexual activities
3. Retire to your domicile and pleasure thyself henceforth

...And dare I say, I approached this man, who was exhaling all manner of foul miasma, from his orifices; and I did endeavor to remind this gentleman that, if her were a chivalrous gentleman, he shall excuse himself and take leave, off to the washroom, to relieve himself;
For there were parties other than his within this culinary establishment.

Saddam "Alabama" Hussein was supposed to be elected as the next Mayor of our idyllic little town in the rocky mountains. We were surrounded by forests on all sides for a good 100 miles - not a soul in sight, except an occasional indjiun or perhaps a small gold mining operation. Many men in our town of 3000, many would have killed for that position - here - it guaranteed the attention of the best young sluts in town. Make no mistake - they were sluts even if they went to church every day and sang in the Church's choir.
Saddam was supposed to be that man - chose his wife with true abundance and freedom and with her superior health and genes - ensure the continuation of his particular "code". His life was cut short by a band of bandits. Well, in that town there were no bandits, but these were wandering men and boys that simply wanted to have a brawl at the bar. Hussein tried to play a hero, an unlikely one because he was actually an arab, nevertheless, his desire to operate on principles caused him not only his life, but the life of all of his progeny that were supposed to be. What a shame and what a pity. I suppose we'll just have to live amongst scumbags now, because this seems to be what is being selected for. Fair enough, but I'm a survivor - we are a dying breed - let that be your lesson, young Padawan. Carry this as a badge of honor. Going forward, you will see less and less of those like you. And you, just by choosing to be that way - you are putting yourself in danger's way - actually cutting your life, cutting your journey here - short. So when you walk or stand, stand tall with your head up high and your chest puffed and your eyes fixed towards the sky, not the common folk, because trust me - the further you go, the less and less you will see people actually worthy of walking around like that, the less and less you will see people actually worthy of walking on the same Earth as you.. And you will be killed, sooner...
Good luck.