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Going to throw a "NSFW" tag here, trigger warnings ahead, as the last 2 words of the title should have suggested.

Searching around and reading January (https://warosu.org/tg/thread/29588672) and March (https://yuki.la/tg/46164372) threads from this year has got me thinking about how to do this. I'm wondering if anyone would be up for a little brainstorming without getting on an SJW high-horse about how twisted it is to explore this.

We clearly need to expand on what skills to use for various types of rape and what penalties apply depending on your or your opponent's posture.

I would suggest we approach these things separately.

For example biting can be done with DX or Brawling (Martial Arts page 115) so hitting any target with the penis is probably harder than this. I'd saw it could not default to brawling, and since hitting a target with your penis is probably harder than kicking, it should be lower than DX-2.

Page 47 of GURPS Martial Arts has rules for designing body parts which are not limbs as a Striker (Basic Set page 88) and even gives the example of "Iron Buttocks". In this case I would keep 'must be crushing' and 'can't be long' unless you're some kind of womb-stabbing tentacle monster. Cannot Parry / Limited Arc / Clumsy would normally apply too.

The main problem is this inflicts more damage than punches and kicks, which isn't realistic for a penis. Even totally rigid you're usually not going to hurt anything with it. The reason that vaginas can take damage during penis-combat is due to their vulnerability not any especial damaging aspect of the tool. Any tool of sufficient diameter or length could do equal or more likely worse.

Here's how I would go about statting this...
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Howdey,

First time posting on this site ever and Id like some serious advice for the game Im a player in.

My character is a Dragonborn Paladin under the Oath of the Reaper (https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Oath_of_the_Reaper_(5e_Subclass)) whos god is Asmodeus.

Balasar has saved the party several several times, literally sprinting into a runic circle with banshees surrounding a dying player, represented them in a trial for a murder they did not commit upon the archmage, sold his fucking soul to resurrect the rogue while fighting hags.

Each time saved the game. The other players do not give him credit for the sacrifices he has made. Also no one does the damage I do.

The deal with Asmodeus was that if he wanted someone to die, they must die. It doesnt have to be by my hand though. When I sold my soul to resurrect the rogue everyone was in shock and for the entire week they didnt know what that was all about. They do not know who my god is.

So i thought that I could make the rogue assist me in these kills I must obtain. I told him if certain people didnt die then his head would resume being crushed from the fight with the hags. He was absolutely down and was excited as heck.

We go to a mine we need to clear out and there were some trolls guarding the path. We eventually start to fight them and our retarded wizard wants to cast firebolt 5 feet away from a troll, I approach and cast some defense on him. The original plan was to lure them to the middle and cut the bridge. A flail that I picked up had cursed me and while on the bridge it possessed me and made me go attack the monk, I walked up and in two swings did 78 damage, dm still wanted death saving throws. Our fighter charged at me and tried to push me off the cliff, i get a crit on the strength check and fucking launch him over the edge instead. A troll gets behind me and clocks my head provoking a wisdom save. I pass and get out of the possession. Asmodeus wanted me to kill the monk and had placed the flail for me to lose control.
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So anyone here try the Adventurer Conqueror King System? I like it quite a bit. If people are interested I'll talk about my campaigns in it.

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As per title.
I wanted to introduce a group of 6 to 8 yo kids to classic medieval fantasy rpg, but I need a system that is very, very rule-light.
Pathfinder Beginner Box is already far over the top, I'd like something that gives them a minimum of customization and just requires them to add simple bonuses to their rolls.
Any suggestion?
And of course, if anyone knows of any system that is not only rule-light, but specifically designed for children, that would be even better.

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would any one be willing to help me make the scumdogs from GWAR a d20 race

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How would you run Zweihänder in the setting from Fall of Magic? If you could afford the books that is...

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Going through the old 4e third party content, looking at the trends and laughing at the garbage, and none of the repositories of content have Quintessential fighter, which is some of the garbage of the garbage. I've done an extensive search, and I can't find it anywhere online any more. If anyone has it, please drop it here

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Thread for discussing and sharing weird tabletop games and tabletop-gaming related stuff from japan!
This thread mostly focus on RPGs, but wargames and card games are also always welcome.

Post about weird tabletop gaming related shit from japan that you found. Images, Raws, possibly translations. Or just talk about your experiences with tabletop games from Japan. That works too.

>Japanese RPG Troves:
https://pastebin.com/rnu3nU0D

>Wanna provide raws so maybe we can get a translation going?
You can find a guide here: https://pastebin.com/t4pnDT4K

>Wanna help get more games translated but you know next to no Japanese?
Check this guide: https://pastebin.com/LWnc2tmT

>Want some Japanese TRPG Tools? Try these.
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Resurrecting a thread from different chans, let's talk about the Classic D&D cosmology (1E - 3E Great Wheel). In addition, Spelljammer accounts for bits of the Prime Material and the planes beyond too.
A number of ideas to kick off discussion:
>What is your favorite part of the classic greater D&D universe?
>How would you mend and change-up Post-Faction War Sigil? (The authors planned on patching things up, but it never happened.)
>Does Planescape actually lack dungeons? If so, how did you remedy this? If not, what are your favorites tucked away in the setting?
>Would you prefer Spelljammer as an independent entity or connected to settings?
>How should Planescape and Spelljammer interact?
>Is there anything in the 1E version of the Wheel that you wish ported over to later takes?
>Is the Ordial Plane a cool concept or is it just crap?
>Have you incorporated other cosmological models (Such as the Cosmology of the Immortals from Mystara, The Dawn War Universe from 4th Edition, Eberron's Orrery or creations of your own)?

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I present to the 0.5 people who browse this board a homebrew system, G.R.A.D.S. : Game Rules Aid for Dumb Shits. https://archive.org/details/grads-1.0

So my buddies from college want to set up a D&D game online next year. I got way too excited, got fucked up and started writing a homebrew to use with them. I kept getting more excited, kept doing drugs, and hardly ate/slept until I had successfully shat out a full manual for me and my buddies to use. It's been about 3 or 4 days of me being the worst kind of manic, now here we are.

I'm coming down and suffering from a head cold, but I did it. Here it is, my autistic magnum opus. I wrote this with similarly drug-addled scrubs in mind--maybe people who want to play the game, but are understandably intimidated by all of the number crunching autism that people put into it.

If 420chan was still alive I'd present this there, but in that site's absence 7chan is the next of kin. I love you guys, or what's left of you, and have loved you for quite some time. So having even a tiny crumb of content to give you brings me a lot of joy.

I know that the manual is likely super shit, I know the humor is akin to middle school in 2004, I know the whole thing is probably worthless to most players. I know maybe 1 person uses this board including myself. But all the same, I'm weirdly proud of it and I'd like to wave it around somewhere. So I guess this is me putting a message in a bottle into the deepest, most overgrown end of the river--I can't honestly think I'm doing anything other than being a littering bastard, but nothing matters anyway and I think it's fun, so why not?